Three months after
the happy ever after
So Cinderella married Prince Charming and they all lived
happily ever after. The End.
Three months after the wedding, Cinderella sat in the dining
room of the palace. Alone. Again. Her husband, Prince Charming, or Albert as he
now insisted on being called, had left at the crack of dawn to go hunting. This time it was for deer. The previous day
it had been hare and the day before that... She couldn’t even remember the day
before that. The three weeks previously, he had been touring the country for
some charity or other playing polo. In fact she couldn’t even remember the last
time he had had breakfast with her.
She tapped her fingers on the table trying to think. Oh, the
honeymoon, that was it. They had spent two weeks on the beach, walking hand in
hand on the sand, sleeping under the stars, doing things couples in love did on
their honeymoon.
The thing was, as soon as they got back to the castle things
changed. Albert threw himself back into his life there, the hunting and riding
and fishing and affairs of state. It turned out he really ran the country and
not his father King Wilberforce. Not that that was a problem, as Cinderella
knew that he would end up doing it anyway, she just hadn’t envisaged it been so
soon.
Oh, and the polo. She’d dare not forget the polo. She was
beginning to think he loved his horses more than he did her. Maybe he married
her simply to avoid the arranged marriage his parents wanted.
She finished her breakfast and wondered what she should do
today. She was tired of sitting on a chair trying to read or sew or do what
princesses did all day long. Which apparently was nothing. Actually, she
corrected herself that was Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Maybe she should
go down to the kitchen and make herself useful. She could make dinner perhaps.
She picked up her plate and cup and headed through the double doors at the end
of the room.
There was a shriek and a crash as something was dropped then
hastily picked up. “Your Highness,” the voice said. “I was just coming to get
those.”
“It’s alright I have them. I need to go to the kitchen
anyway.”
“Oh... you can’t go to the kitchen. Cook’s in a right tizzy
and the place is a mess and...”
“Then it sounds like she needs the help.” Cinderella handed
her cup and plate to the servant and picking up her skirts ran to the kitchen.
She laughed to herself over what Queen Gertrude would say if she saw her
running. Well too bad. She was in a rebellious mood this morning. She pushed
open the kitchen door and stood there watching. Tizzy was not the word. Chaos
was more like it.
Smoke billowed from one of the ovens. Flour covered every
available work surface and the floor. The sink was piled high with burnt or
dirty pans and dishes and Cook was screaming at the top of her voice.
Cinderella coughed loudly and silence descended like a
stone.
“Your Highness,” Cook spluttered. “What are you doing here?”
“I came to help,” Cinderella said. She grabbed one of the
aprons and tied it on before Cook could say another word. “And it looks like
you need it.” She moved over to the window and flung it open. “Get the door
open too. Let some of this smoke out.” She turned noticing the kitchen staff
just standing there. “Do it!” she said putting her hands on her hips.
“You heard Her Highness,” Cook said. She clapped her hands.
“Move!”
The door was flung open along with the rest of the windows.
Cinderella nodded in approval. “Right Cook. What can I do to help?”
“Oh I couldn’t ask you to do anything...”
“You didn’t ask. I am offering, nay insisting on helping. If
I have to spend another hour sat in that solar on my own reading I will go
spare. I know kitchen work. Let me help.... besides the more of us there are
the sooner it’s done right.”
Cook nodded. “Especially with this ball tonight in your
honour.”
Cinderella nodded. She had actually deliberately forgotten
about it but wasn’t going to say as much. It had been dubbed the ‘let’s show
off the new princess to the surrounding kingdoms’ ball by the King which had put
her right off the idea from the outset. She looked at the table where the
pastry was going horribly wrong. “May I?” she asked.
Cook nodded. “I can never get pastry right.” She watched in
amazement as Cinderella turned the mess in front of her into 28 perfectly
formed apple pastries. “How did you?” she asked.
Cinderella smiled. “Practise,” she said quietly. “Maybe we
could trade tips sometime. I love your beef casseroles but can never get the
meat tender enough.”
Cook smiled. “Sounds good to me.”
Cinderella wiped her hands on her apron. “Now... do you want
me to do the meringues?”
“If you don’t mind Highness. Then I can get on with the
roast.”
Twenty minutes later Cinderella finished the meringues. “Now
Cook what can I do? The sink or the oven?”
"Either ... Ma’am,” Cook finished awkwardly. She
dreaded to think what Queen Gertrude would say. Even Prince Albert was likely
to be annoyed about this. But Cook wasn’t about to argue with royalty. She
valued her job too much.
Cinderella moved over to the oven dropping to her knees and
pulling out the shelves.
By the time the oven was clean and spotless two hours had
passed. Cinderella was covered in soot and ash and dirt. Her blonde hair was dark
and her face had black streaks on it. She had hummed as she worked, happy to be
doing something other than reading or being alone.
The rest of the day flew past. She was rearranging the
shelves in the larder, when a bellowing voice behind her made her jump.
“CINDERELLA! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”
She took a deep breath and turned round wiping her hands on
her apron. “Albert,” she said blushing under the dirt covering her face. “I was
cleaning the oven.”
He moved over to her. “Have you any idea what the time is?! Outside.
Now.” His tone was curt leaving no doubt that she should obey.
She took a deep breath and removing her apron followed her
husband into the garden. The air was cool after the heat of the kitchen. She
turned to him. “Have you quite finished ordering me around like a scullery
maid?”
He put his hands on his hips and glared at her. “Is that not
who I am speaking to?” he said sharply. “Look at you... you’re, you’re filthy!”
She looked down at herself. “It’ll wash out. What’s the
problem?”
“Problem?” He yelled. Then he took a deep breath and lowered
his voice. “The problem, my dear Elle, is you seem to have forgotten who you
now are. You no longer work in the kitchen.”
Cinderella’s eyes narrowed. “No I don’t do I?”
“So do I have to remind you of what the wife of the heir
apparent does?”
“Feel free!” she snapped. “No actually let me tell You what
the wife of the heir apparent does all day long. She gets up – Alone. She has
breakfast – Alone. Then she retires to the solar where she sits Alone all day
long with her book. Sometimes she does cross stitching. Other times, if it is
not raining, she takes a walk around the palace gardens. Alone. Then finally
its dinner time. In a huge hall where no one speaks except to say pass the salt
please. Then she sits alone again in her room until it’s time to go to bed.”
He looked at her. “And your point is?”
She shook her head. “Do I have to spell it out for you? I. Married.
You! Not your palace or the solar or the book I seem to spend more time with. I
have not eaten with you in days. The last time we had breakfast together was on
our honeymoon. These days you spend more time with your horses and polo ponies
than you do me.”
He huffed. “You don’t ride.”
“You never asked! How do you know what I do or do not like doing?”
“Fine!” He turned round and faced across the palace garden.
“What do you like doing then?”
“I cook,” she said decisively.
“Cook!?” Albert spluttered. “That’s what servants do.”
She glared at him. “I cook and I sing and I ride,” she said.
“And if I want to do so then I will.”
“And you clean,” he said looking at her.
“And clean!” she finished. “Come here.” She grabbed his hand
and dragged him into the kitchen. She broke off a corner of one of the
meringues she had made. “Here.” She shoved it in his mouth. “I made this.”
Not expecting it he nevertheless ate it. “Wow. You made
this?” he repeated reaching for the rest of it.
Cook nodded. “She did Sir. And the pastries and she helped
with other bits too. She’s gifted with her cooking if you don’t mind me saying
so.”
Albert looked at Cinderella. “Doesn’t mean you can keep
doing it though.”
She shook her head and stormed out of the kitchen. She
picked up her skirts and ran through the main door into the corridor which led
to the ballroom.
“Wait!” he called knowing full well the guests were already
arriving which was why he had come to find her in the first place. Although the
kitchen was the last place he had looked. Indeed it had been the last place he
had thought to look, having expected her to have more sense than be there. He
set off after her, calling her name over and over.
Cinderella ignored him. She didn’t want another lecture. Not
from someone who had barely spoken to her in days. She ran fast not paying
attention to where she was going. She suddenly burst through a door into a room
full of people in wigs and ball gowns. “Oh,” she gasped sliding to a halt but
not before she crashed into someone sending them both crashing to the floor.
The person turned over and scowled at her. “And who are
you?” he asked.
King Wilberforce hurried over to them. “Herbert, I am
terribly sorry,” he said, offering the man a hand to get up. Then he looked
down at the scruffy woman by his feet. “And you young lady can go and pack your
bags.”
Cinderella snorted. “Certainly. I’ll go do it now, Father.”
She pulled herself upright.
King Wilberforce looked at her. “Elle?” he asked looking at
her closely. “What are you doing girl? You are filthy!”
“What was I doing? Working actually. I cleaned the oven, did
the dishes, rearranged the cupboards in the pantry...”
Albert ran in behind them, pulling himself up short.
“Father,” he said. He looked at his wife and then at his father. “There was a
problem with something in the kitchen and Elle was sorting it out. She’s a
hands-on person and decided to show them what to do.”
Wilberforce looked shocked. “A princess working in the
kitchen?” he spluttered.
Albert nodded. “She helped cook tonight’s banquet,” he said
proudly. “My wife is an excellent cook. Now if you will excuse us, we need to
go and change.” He wrapped an arm round his wife’s waist and led her from the
room.
Cinderella looked at him. “Did you mean that?” she said
quietly.
He looked at her. “It’s the truth. You are an excellent
cook. Now the question is are you just as good a rider?”
“You’ll never know,” she said. “I’ve been told to pack my
bags and leave.”
Albert laughed. “Oh well. Been nice knowing you.”
A cough came from behind them. They turned to find Queen
Gertrude standing there. “Don’t pack,” she smiled. “He’ll get over it. He told
me to do the same thing once, when he found me actually daring to clean the
bath myself.” She looked at them. “We have wronged you by not allowing you more
freedom to do what you want.” Then she looked at her son. “And you have been
neglecting your wife. She should not be spending so much time alone! When was
the last time you actually spent any time together?”
Albert looked at his wife and then down. “I don’t know.”
Cinderella rolled her eyes. “Four weeks, twelve hours,
thirty six minutes and counting,” she muttered.
Gertrude looked at them. “You do realise that if you want a
happy ever after you have to work at it,” she said wryly. “It doesn’t just
happen the way it does in books. Now go, spend some time together, finishing
the fight and making up. Then we will see you, properly attired in an hour or
so for dinner.”
The young couple nodded and Albert slid a hand into that of
his wife. “You’re a mess!” he told her as he led her to the stairs.
“At least I don’t look like a dressed up puppet,” she shot
back.
They started up the long winding staircase made of marble.
“You’re the one who got caught sliding down these banisters
last week.”
“And you’d know how? You’re never here!” She paused then
looked at him. “But at least I don’t wear tights and think they are breeches.”
“Mine don’t have ladders in,” he retorted.
“Huh!” she hissed. “Well at least mine fit!”
He glanced down. “Yeah well. Not my fault if they shrunk in
the wash. Least they are clean.”
She scowled. “I’d like to see you clean an oven and not get
dirty.”
He pushed her into the bedroom and shut the door behind
them, shoving a chair under the handle. “Have you finished?”
She shook her head. “No. You leave the lid off the
toothpaste, the loo seat up, your shoes in the middle of the floor...” She
broke off as he clamped his lips firmly onto hers. When he finally broke the
kiss she looked at him. “And your kissing needs practicing.”
He smiled at her. “Does it? You need a bath.”
“So go run me a bath then,” she whispered. “And maybe you
could join me. After all you do stink of horses.”
Albert smiled. “Maybe tomorrow we both will,” he said.
“Assuming you can fit me into your busy Alone Schedule.”
“I think I can do that,” Cinderella said.
“Good,” he said kissing her again and sweeping her into his
arms. “Because we have a happy ever after to work on.” He carried her into the
bathroom, shutting the door firmly behind them.
The End
Comments
And so true....
Great job Clare.
PamT